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    #11
    Originally posted by zharrt View Post
    Tell her there already is a Kitting & Crocheting app and point her back in the direction of the kitchen

    Knitting & Crocheting HD for iPad on the iTunes App Store
    Even better idea, he could move the bed into the kitchen and then she'd never need to go near the computer
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Astonishingly, I'm going to suggest she reads an article in the Mail: How to be an App millionaire | Mail Online

      She might try submitting the idea to one of those companies that do the development and pay royalties. Alternatively, she could have a go with Google's app creator thingy for Android - no programming required.

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        #13
        Or alternatively, you could tell her not to hedge all her bets with a proprietary device or OS, and write a web app that's responsive to whatever browser/screen real estate is available. Depends what the idea is.

        Eg. Just finished a site for a major railco - if you navigate to it using a mobile it not only scales down elegantly, but cuts out all the unnecessary functionality & info and orders the markup according to different use-cases - across BB, iOS, Winmo7 etc.

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          #14
          I released one about 6 weeks ago and not a single sale yet. Mind you, identifying insects and things was never going to be a best seller. Maybe I should change the insect picturess to celebrity pictures.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            I released one about 6 weeks ago and not a single sale yet. Mind you, identifying insects and things was never going to be a best seller. Maybe I should change the insect picturess to celebrity pictures.
            Ooo. Ooo. What's it called? We needed something the otherday for a really odd insect in the garden. I thought it was a Camberley beatle, but the missus reckoned a stag?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Astonishingly, I'm going to suggest she reads an article in the Mail: How to be an App millionaire | Mail Online.
              I've a horrible suspicion that is the article which started the ball rolling.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Tell her it's a great idea. Buy her a PRINCE2 manual and tell her it's not possible to do this kind of programming without a Full Business Case and PID.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Ooo. Ooo. What's it called? We needed something the otherday for a really odd insect in the garden. I thought it was a Camberley beatle, but the missus reckoned a stag?
                  I thought they were all scousers? (Was Ringo born here - L25 9PU ?)
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    #19
                    My personal opinion is that however many android handsets there are in the world, the iphone is where the money is, and it's nothing to do with the device, or Apple's app store quality control. It's like sky vs cable TV years ago, apple got in there and got all the best customers i.e. the ones who will spend a decent amount, keep spending, stay loyal, and tell all their friends how great something is. Googleists expect everything for free.

                    I say this as the owner of several android phones.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                      I thought they were all scousers? (Was Ringo born here - L25 9PU ?)
                      No here. LU2 OPL

                      And stop being a proper charlie.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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