I was tooted at today

[d000hg]

Mrs OG has kicked the door before, but it nearly went rather wrong.

It would be high-risk, but my thinking is if it's a arrogant business-man they will be more worried about their car, and not expecting it... plus they can not really get out of the car and leave it in the road.

If it was a car of chavs, I don't think the same tactic would be advised

[doodab]

Yes.

But it's a looooong time since it was "the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off".



Plus that's a 4" mountain gun which will give pretty damn impressive muzzle blast with full magnum loads.

I've fired the most powerful production revolver in the world. It weighs a ton and kicks like a bastard, which makes it difficult to aim accurately, and it needs a special tool to get the cartridges out because they expand so much they get stuck. It will light up a darkened room and kill large animals but I think you would be much better off with a Glock 17 or Walther P99 TBH.

[Old Greg]

It would be high-risk, but my thinking is if it's a arrogant business-man they will be more worried about their car, and not expecting it... plus they can not really get out of the car and leave it in the road.

If it was a car of chavs, I don't think the same tactic would be advised

She's not to be messed with (not that I've ever dared find out).

[northernladuk]

Why would you want to shoot his donkey?

ARSE!

Well it's better than the delightful neg rep I got

Thread: I was tooted at today
Grow up.

[northernladuk]

If you want more humane ways of dealing with these cads you could sock it to 'em with your tampon taser!!



Pink Stinger Tampon Taser

[darmstadt]

tazers are pretty large and not suitable for good looking ladies and nuns alike.

For your handbag I'd recommend compact Glock G19, don't forget to have small backup gun (Glock G36) on your ankle.

HTH

How I imagine a Russian with a gun, not this

[MarillionFan]

I refer to the gun incident I had

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1118096

[cojak]

Straight whistle not a problem, (take it as a compliment ) verbal suggestions just tend to be crude & shows the commenter’s lack of imagination.

Horn beeps never advisable as it is meant to be a warning to other road users & could cause confusion / accident.

WHJS

Intimidation is another matter...

[MaryPoppins]

So he was beeping and gesturing at you in a leery manner? I mean - what do these apes think? That a lady will be so impressed at this display, that she might be tempted to offer him some kind of sexual favour?

I would probs have gone with the simple tactic of mouthing 'twat', if he were close enough to see me do so.

[Old Greg]

So he was beeping and gesturing at you in a leery manner? I mean - what do these apes think? That a lady will be so impressed at this display, that she might be tempted to offer him some kind of sexual favour?

I would probs have gone with the simple tactic of mouthing 'twat', if he were close enough to see me do so.

Better to twat his mouth.