Warning to anyone thinking on taking on the prawn

[Old Greg]

In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?

The case should have been frozen early on.

[NotAllThere]

This is not the plaice for bad puns.

[vetran]

Don't be Shellfish, spread some Rep.

[scooterscot]

In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?

Er I studied law I have £60K of student debt and I'll sell my dead grandmother if means making a few squid.

[thunderlizard]

In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?

Just the CPS flexing their mussels.
or as the French would put it, pour encourager les oysters.

[Old Greg]

Maybe it was a simple cockle up?

[wobbegong]

In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?

That's the issue, not that it cost so much!

[Old Greg]

Still, I'm glad that the just-trying-to-earn-an-honest-crustasian languages interpreter did OK out of it.

[Pondlife]

Still, I'm glad that the just-trying-to-earn-an-honest-crustasian languages interpreter did OK out of it.

It would be great if we could all Findus a gig like that.

That's the issue, not that it cost so much!

Good to see someone taking a Birdseye view on the matter.

[cojak]

It's a shame he sold his sole for so little.