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What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?

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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I did consider that, being in Germany and all, but I haven't eaten a cucumber for ages. Unless you count pickled gherkins.
    It's on lettuce as well. Oh tulip, I've just eaten lettuce.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      It's on lettuce as well. Oh tulip, I've just eaten lettuce.
      I did have quite a lot of lettuce over the weekend. Well, 2 leaves, but that is a lot of lettuce for me...
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I did have quite a lot of lettuce over the weekend. Well, 2 leaves, but that is a lot of lettuce for me...
        What about alcohol doodab? Maybe that last pint of fifteen was a duffer?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I am guessing that spending a lot of time in the sun yesterday followed by sitting in the sun and drinking 3L of beer is the culprit.
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          What about alcohol doodab? Maybe that last pint of fifteen was a duffer?
          3 litres is only about 6 pints, I don't normally wake up at 3am to chunder myself inside out after that.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I do feel a bit ropey though. More of a "multiple organ struggling a bit" situation.
            Mmm. Well as this is a bank holiday weekend, I would say the most likely explanation is that you are suffering from an acute case of dehydration, caused by ethanol poisioning triggering an increased level of diuresis.

            In English - a hangover

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              3 litres is only about 6 pints, I don't normally wake up at 3am to chunder myself inside out after that.
              So you binged on alcohol and probably food, but your first assumption multiple organ failure? Well maybe your brain with that logic.

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                #17
                Originally posted by centurian View Post
                Mmm. Well as this is a bank holiday weekend, I would say the most likely explanation is that you are suffering from an acute case of dehydration, caused by ethanol poisioning triggering an increased level of diuresis.

                In English - a hangover
                It's not a bank holiday in Germany though. I fully intended to go to work today, which is why I went to bed quite early (around 10:30pm).

                Perhaps I am just getting old.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  So long as your skins not gone yellow or blood coming out of any or all orifices I suggest a couple of bottles of Eisbock...

                  Last edited by stek; 30 May 2011, 12:05. Reason: Image too mahoosive

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Perhaps I am just getting old.
                    I'd say it's almost certainly that

                    and maybe Helles related

                    it's unlikely you've had enough salad to cause a problem unless you're very unlucky
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                      #20
                      3 Litres of beer

                      Could be something in the beer.


                      (hint: begins with A).
                      I'm alright Jack

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