Originally posted by Lucifer Box
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You just can't get the wives these days. No sooner have you cooked them a nice dinner and arranged for their passport than they're after half your future earnings.Originally posted by AtWLoyalty these days
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It all went wrong when a good beating went out of fashion.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you've told her twice already.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxAs long as they have own car, home and GSOH, I see no real difficulty. It would help if you didn't try and eat her I think.
Hmmm, I've never met a woman that didnt enjoy being eaten now and again
Mind you, I'm not a Giant Alien Lizard with teeth that would put a rottwieler to shame
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I feel that in the interests of my image, I must counteract any impressions of good will and positivism my previous congratutions may have given by pointing out that our products have received great reviews by the Association For Science Education and I did not feel the need to mention it.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Why ever not? Smacks of a little selfishness. You should stand up to be pilloried just like everyone else who's successful here. It's only fair.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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