Question to esteemed CUK members

[ThomasSoerensen]

You can laugh when you are finished with your first wife!!

If you seal the lid when closing it and then pack the soil on top of it tightly, you can not hear her laughter.

[DaveB]

She'll laugh when he finishes - Shirley?

I doubt she'd be laughing. Grumbling and reaching for the bedside drawer, quite possibly.

[Scrag Meister]

That's pretty important question, so shelve your silly personal grudges (if you have any) against me and try to be objective and serious, don't be ashamed to admit you are not competent enough to answer this important question.

Ok, here it is:

I am just back from shopping at Lidl and the chap who is selling Big Issue magazines asked me to move on and go back to my own patch. Should I be worried?

FTFY

[AtW]

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

Will it make me happy?