Reply to: Question to esteemed CUK members

[AtW]

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

Will it make me happy?

[Scrag Meister]

That's pretty important question, so shelve your silly personal grudges (if you have any) against me and try to be objective and serious, don't be ashamed to admit you are not competent enough to answer this important question.

Ok, here it is:

I am just back from shopping at Lidl and the chap who is selling Big Issue magazines asked me to move on and go back to my own patch. Should I be worried?

FTFY

[DaveB]

She'll laugh when he finishes - Shirley?

I doubt she'd be laughing. Grumbling and reaching for the bedside drawer, quite possibly.

[ThomasSoerensen]

You can laugh when you are finished with your first wife!!

If you seal the lid when closing it and then pack the soil on top of it tightly, you can not hear her laughter.

[shaunbhoy]

I wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.

Oh I dunno. YOU managed it.
Or was it some sort of arrangement your parents came to without your knowledge?

[sasguru]

After reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married

I wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.

[shaunbhoy]

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

You ARE Rod Stewart and I claim my crisp £5 note!

[amcdonald]

After reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married

You could simulate getting married

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

[d000hg]

It's not that bad... ok it is if you make a mistake and choose the wrong person but there are always 2nd chances for love

Ugh, that was even too soppy for me. Sick bucket please

Hardly soppy to say if you change your mind you can divorce and try again

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

Heh.

[CheeseSlice]

I am just back from shopping at Waitrose and the chap who is selling Big Issue magazines did not ask me to buy it. Should I be worried?

Its because you never have any money left after shopping in Waitrose

[MarillionFan]

Stick yer gums round me plums

It's like he's a poet and he doesn't even know it.

[Wodewick]

Stick yer gums round me plums

Thats a boner! a B-O-N-E-R! Not a bone!

Tsk! What were you thinking?

[EternalOptimist]

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

Stick yer gums round me plums

[MarillionFan]

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

I once went down on one knee in front of the GF. She looked at me all loving and then I said 'Help me up, I've fallen'.

[cailin maith]

You make a lovely couple.

I've told you before to stop stalking my facebook.