Question to esteemed CUK members

[MarillionFan]

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

I once went down on one knee in front of the GF. She looked at me all loving and then I said 'Help me up, I've fallen'.

[EternalOptimist]

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

Stick yer gums round me plums

[Wodewick]

Stick yer gums round me plums

Thats a boner! a B-O-N-E-R! Not a bone!

Tsk! What were you thinking?

[MarillionFan]

Stick yer gums round me plums

It's like he's a poet and he doesn't even know it.

[CheeseSlice]

I am just back from shopping at Waitrose and the chap who is selling Big Issue magazines did not ask me to buy it. Should I be worried?

Its because you never have any money left after shopping in Waitrose

[d000hg]

It's not that bad... ok it is if you make a mistake and choose the wrong person but there are always 2nd chances for love

Ugh, that was even too soppy for me. Sick bucket please

Hardly soppy to say if you change your mind you can divorce and try again

Holy God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?

Heh.

[amcdonald]

After reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married

You could simulate getting married

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

[shaunbhoy]

Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions

You ARE Rod Stewart and I claim my crisp £5 note!

[sasguru]

After reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married

I wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.

[shaunbhoy]

I wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.

Oh I dunno. YOU managed it.
Or was it some sort of arrangement your parents came to without your knowledge?