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I once went down on one knee in front of the GF. She looked at me all loving and then I said 'Help me up, I've fallen'.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHoly God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?
Stick yer gums round me plums
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Thats a boner! a B-O-N-E-R! Not a bone!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Stick yer gums round me plums

Tsk! What were you thinking?Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
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It's like he's a poet and he doesn't even know it.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Stick yer gums round me plums

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Its because you never have any money left after shopping in WaitroseOriginally posted by AtW View PostI am just back from shopping at Waitrose and the chap who is selling Big Issue magazines did not ask me to buy it. Should I be worried?
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Hardly soppy to say if you change your mind you can divorce and try againOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
It's not that bad... ok it is if you make a mistake and choose the wrong person but there are always 2nd chances for love
Ugh, that was even too soppy for me. Sick bucket please

Heh.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHoly God, do any of you boys have a romantic bone in yer bodies?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You could simulate getting marriedOriginally posted by AtW View PostAfter reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married
Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessionsDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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You ARE Rod Stewart and I claim my crisp £5 note!Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
Find a woman you hate and give them your house and 75% of all your money and possessions“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.Originally posted by AtW View PostAfter reading a few divorce threads on here I am totally put off getting married
Hard Brexit now!
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Oh I dunno. YOU managed it.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI wouldn't worry. That possibility is about as remote as SKA going anywhere.
Or was it some sort of arrangement your parents came to without your knowledge?
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