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I was just puzzled about what Russell has against Dutch people.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post<mod>
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I don't know any Dutch people so I had to gamble when responding."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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We can only speculate about what scares sockies. Washing machines? Trash bins?Originally posted by zeitghostMaybe he got frightened by a pair of clogs.
Or some tulips."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Hmm....Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostI was just puzzled about what Russell has against Dutch people.
I don't know any Dutch people so I had to gamble when responding.
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Mods who can ban them?Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostWe can only speculate about what scares sockies. Washing machines? Trash bins?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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How can death scare that which does not exist?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMods who can ban them?Coffee's for closersComment
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Profound.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHow can death scare that which does not exist?
I like it.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Well we know you aren't a sockie, anyone who uses his full name as a username can only be a moron.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostWe can only speculate about what scares sockies. Washing machines? Trash bins?Comment
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Don't fly on an Airbus. I used to work on the control software and the engines will cut out if the rear starboard toilet runs out of bog paper.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Please make sure you ban the right one. A real prick is better than a pretend one (just ask MP).Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post<mod>
is only permitted if it's amusing. Please desist.
</mod>Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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