The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

[MarillionFan]

There's no need to make that up, there are literally thousands of industry awards given each year, most of them barely worth the substandard perspex they're printed on.

Even I have a few.

50 Metres Swimming 1978
Man of the Moment 2002
Most Likely To Be Given a Slap During a Conversation in a Pub 1999,2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006,2007,2008, 2009,2010,2011

[Spacecadet]

Even I have a few.

50 Metres Swimming 1978
Man of the Moment 2002
Most Likely To Be Given a Slap During a Conversation in a Pub 1999,2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006,2007,2008, 2009,2010,2011

what happened between '78 and '99?

[MarillionFan]

what happened between '78 and '99?

EO won it.

[BoredBloke]

Volunteer of the year?!?! Woman of the Future Award?!? I bet thay were made up, and given by members of her own family

Only caught the arguments in the 'bored' room at the end. She looks a pain in the @rse. I'd hate to work with her and her global consultancy. I'm guessing that's India and the UK then. I doubt my global consultancy will be doing much work with hers.

I like also how her business makes a profit by showing disadvantaged kids how to get on in life. I wonder how many she's helped.

[Spacecadet]

I wonder how many she's helped.

no idea - I'd still give her one though (should that one in a billion event ever get offered)

[Doggy Styles]

Well bugger me, 214 grand! That quiet one is going to win this, eh?

I'd like to see Jim and Melody on the same team.

[Spacecadet]

Well bugger me, 214 grand! That quiet one is going to win this, eh?

I'd like to see Jim and Melody on the same team.

What marks Helen out as a winner is the lack of ME ME ME ME ME ME ME, in fact she's so boring she barely gets any TV time except for when she makes the winning pitches

[Doggy Styles]

no idea - I'd still give her one though (should that one in a billion event ever get offered)

Melody? Not me.

She'd go on throughout about how she set up the date, chose the condom flavour, had to disrobe herself, etc, etc.

And she'd provide the wrong product (ehem, whatever the wrong product might be in this case)

[Spacecadet]

Melody? Not me.

She'd go on throughout about how she set up the date, chose the condom flavour, had to disrobe herself, etc, etc.

And she'd provide the wrong product (ehem, whatever the wrong product might be in this case)

If she has an opportunity to talk then you're doing it wrong

[Doggy Styles]

If she has an opportunity to talk then you're doing it wrong

Fair point, well made.