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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread
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Paper, scissors, stone.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh Dear.
Paper, scissors, stone.
Bye Tom."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Saved by the skin of his teeth."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Wow - Leon.
No one wants to be on Melody's team next week."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWow - Leon.
Eyes too far apart. Good decision.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEyes too far apart. Good decision.

As mad as saying Engineers can't do business."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Ballsy women?
Nah. Only on telly.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Volunteer of the year?!?! Woman of the Future Award?!? I bet thay were made up, and given by members of her own family
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There's no need to make that up, there are literally thousands of industry awards given each year, most of them barely worth the substandard perspex they're printed on.Originally posted by JamJarST View PostVolunteer of the year?!?! Woman of the Future Award?!? I bet thay were made up, and given by members of her own family
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