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One man went to mow.....
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Trust me, a couple of hours in your company being regaled with your 'fascinating' tales and it'll be sobbing its heart out.Originally posted by pacharan View PostMoss does not break down at all well.
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostTrust me, a couple of hours in your company being regaled with your 'fascinating' tales and it'll be sobbing its heart out.

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You tried compostingOriginally posted by pacharan View PostTried composting my rakings last year. Moss does not break down at all well.
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Fair (and funny)Originally posted by Incognito View PostTrust me, a couple of hours in your company being regaled with your 'fascinating' tales and it'll be sobbing its heart out.

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I mowed my lawn today. Tedious. Then tried to strim the edges and got pissed off with the string spooly thing that kept falling off and hurled the strimmer at a concrete wall. Serves it right. Things can annoy me for 5 minutes then they are toast. Why do we not equip toddlers with nuclear weapons? World problems would be sorted much quicker.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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This criticism is most unfair as there are very few things in life that are more fascinating than the composting of moss. Only the other day I began a unique scientific experiment to determine which composted fastest:
a) Moss
b) Used bog paper
c) Memories of the 2009 August episode of Big Brother
d) Interest in the referendum on AV voting .
Watch this space.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I have been leaving it out for the tits (honestly) nesting. I'll stick it in the brown bin tomorrow and dump some fertiliser on the grass.Originally posted by pacharan View PostTried composting my rakings last year. Moss does not break down at all well.Comment
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YNeed to be careful with fertilizer in this hot spell. Can burn the foliage. Make sure you water it in well after the sun has gone down.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI have been leaving it out for the tits (honestly) nesting. I'll stick it in the brown bin tomorrow and dump some fertiliser on the grass.Comment
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I've given up on my lawn, the ants have taken oven and after 3 years of trying everything (bar digging it all up and re turfing) I have thrown in in the trowel (excuse the pun).
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