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One man went to mow.....
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostMoss does not break down at all well.
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostTrust me, a couple of hours in your company being regaled with your 'fascinating' tales and it'll be sobbing its heart out.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostTried composting my rakings last year. Moss does not break down at all well.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostTrust me, a couple of hours in your company being regaled with your 'fascinating' tales and it'll be sobbing its heart out.
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I mowed my lawn today. Tedious. Then tried to strim the edges and got pissed off with the string spooly thing that kept falling off and hurled the strimmer at a concrete wall. Serves it right. Things can annoy me for 5 minutes then they are toast. Why do we not equip toddlers with nuclear weapons? World problems would be sorted much quicker.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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This criticism is most unfair as there are very few things in life that are more fascinating than the composting of moss. Only the other day I began a unique scientific experiment to determine which composted fastest:
a) Moss
b) Used bog paper
c) Memories of the 2009 August episode of Big Brother
d) Interest in the referendum on AV voting .
Watch this space.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostTried composting my rakings last year. Moss does not break down at all well.Comment
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YOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI have been leaving it out for the tits (honestly) nesting. I'll stick it in the brown bin tomorrow and dump some fertiliser on the grass.Comment
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I've given up on my lawn, the ants have taken oven and after 3 years of trying everything (bar digging it all up and re turfing) I have thrown in in the trowel (excuse the pun).Comment
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