So whats your average :D

**sasguru** · 15 March 2006, 15:13

If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.

**DaveB** · 15 March 2006, 15:14

Originally posted by sasguru

If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.

Touche, sir.

**Francko** · 15 March 2006, 15:17

"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.

**sasguru** · 15 March 2006, 15:21

Originally posted by Francko

"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.

Yes I can see why you're sad you missed it Francko

**DimPrawn** · 15 March 2006, 15:33

I've written a sex manual for IT types.

In, out. Repeat if necessary.

**maximus** · 15 March 2006, 15:37

New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"

**sasguru** · 15 March 2006, 15:40

loop until !*1*###**@@;
push(stack);
if drunk then break;
end;

cleanup();

**Bagpuss** · 15 March 2006, 15:47

Originally posted by DimPrawn

I've written a sex manual for IT types.

In, out. Repeat if necessary.

You missed the retrieving from the top shelf sub macro

**DaveB** · 15 March 2006, 15:49

Originally posted by maximus

New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"

You mena you dont know that one? You be telling us you dont know what Dutch Lobster is next.

So whats your average :D