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So whats your average :D
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So whats your average :D
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguruIf I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.
Touche, sir."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"
Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by Francko"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"
Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.Hard Brexit now!
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New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times
"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"Comment
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loop until !*1*###**@@;
push(stack);
if drunk then break;
end;
cleanup();Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI've written a sex manual for IT types.
In, out. Repeat if necessary.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by maximusNew name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times
"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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