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Originally posted by threaded... and can you do me a beowulf cluster of them?
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Originally posted by maximusNew name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times
"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI've written a sex manual for IT types.
In, out. Repeat if necessary.
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loop until !*1*###**@@;
push(stack);
if drunk then break;
end;
cleanup();
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New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times
"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"
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I've written a sex manual for IT types.
In, out. Repeat if necessary.
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Originally posted by Francko"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"
Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.
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"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"
Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.
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Originally posted by sasguruIf I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.
Touche, sir.
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