Is this a load of middle class toss?

[suityou01]

Duh. Exactly. It doesn't take a genius to see that does it. I mean you've spotted it correctly.

Jeez. It was only a few years ago that a freaking cardboard box would keep a child amused. For Suity's kids. I think it probably still does.

Meh. Oooh look, squirrel.

[conned tractor]

And then you have to do the tidying up when you book a hall.

We booked an indoor adventure type thing for our darlings....all in £10 per kid. Well, chicken nuggets and chips, staple to a 5 year old apparantly. No hassle, 20 kids, well when I say no hassle...it was when the kids went home. Glad it's only twice a year.

[MarillionFan]

And then you have to do the tidying up when you book a hall.

We booked an indoor adventure type thing for our darlings....all in £10 per kid. Well, chicken nuggets and chips, staple to a 5 year old apparantly. No hassle, 20 kids, well when I say no hassle...it was when the kids went home. Glad it's only twice a year.

Good point.

I think we thought this last year. Book a venue(run about something like that). Meals in bags. 3 hours. **** off at the end, someone elses problem.

Oh no. Let's hire a run down hall, stick loads of balloons in, hire a death trap bouncy thing and some twat who can pull rabbits out of his arse or make a coin appear from behind a childs ear to the amazement of every five year old(and some dickhead who fixes PC's on a Saturday morning for £15) and then waste my day tidying the ******* place up to make it look like the tuliphole it already was in case we lose our £50 deposit.

Brill.

[suityou01]

Good point.

I think we thought this last year. Book a venue(run about something like that). Meals in bags. 3 hours. **** off at the end, someone elses problem.

Oh no. Let's hire a run down hall, stick loads of balloons in, hire a death trap bouncy thing and some twat who can pull rabbits out of his arse or make a coin appear from behind a childs ear to the amazement of every five year old(and some dickhead who fixes PC's on a Saturday morning for £15) and then waste my day tidying the ******* place up to make it look like the tuliphole it already was in case we lose our £50 deposit.

Brill.

Skidders, shush!

[MarillionFan]

Skidders, shush!

Seems like you and your sockies have a charmed life. How the fook you don't get a ban can only be down to the crying and wailing you put up when you get an infraction and the fact that everyone felt a little sorry for you last week.

Bless.

Go and login into your other machine as well.

[suityou01]

Seems like you and your sockies have a charmed life. How the fook you don't get a ban can only be down to the crying and wailing you put up when you get an infraction and the fact that everyone felt a little sorry for you last week.

Bless.

A ban for what? What sockies?

CUK is a bit of an eco system. Without suity you would run amok. Someone needs to keep you in line, boy.

[stek]

Duh. Exactly. It doesn't take a genius to see that does it. I mean you've spotted it correctly.

Jeez. It was only a few years ago that a freaking cardboard box would keep a child amused. For Suity's kids. I think it probably still does.

Some years ago my brother bought what must have been the last of the big CRT tellies, 36" in a massive box.

His kids lived in that box for five weeks before it gave up. They slept in it in the living room...

[DaveB]

Good point.

I think we thought this last year. Book a venue(run about something like that). Meals in bags. 3 hours. **** off at the end, someone elses problem.

Oh no. Let's hire a run down hall, stick loads of balloons in, hire a death trap bouncy thing and some twat who can pull rabbits out of his arse or make a coin appear from behind a childs ear to the amazement of every five year old(and some dickhead who fixes PC's on a Saturday morning for £15) and then waste my day tidying the ******* place up to make it look like the tuliphole it already was in case we lose our £50 deposit.

Brill.

Did you get this guy? He seems very popular with the audience.

[suityou01]

Some years ago my brother bought what must have been the last of the big CRT tellies, 36" in a massive box.

His kids lived in that box for five weeks before it gave up. They slept in it in the living room...

[pjclarke]

I was accused of being middle class once.

Was so offended I nearly choked on my Polenta.