A moral dilemma

[darmstadt]

I thought it was tobacco?

Carpet burns...

[thunderlizard]

What particular pork offcut?

Do you have a face like:
A trotter?
A curly tail?
Or scratchings?

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

[landl]

Only a dilemma if you're an arsehole

Well said.

[Wodewick]

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

I thought you said unpopular off cut

[MaryPoppins]

gosh. All these moral dilemmas that arise when you're attractive. At times like these I'm quite grateful to have a face like an unpopular pork offcut.

Mmm, pork.

[DimPrawn]

Mmm, pork.

You like a pork?

[Ruprect]

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

So basically you look like chunk from the goonies?

[thunderlizard]

Not really, as I am reasonably svelte. My truffle shuffle would be a disappointment.

[shaunbhoy]

Not really, as I am reasonably svelte. My truffle shuffle would be a disappointment.

That's not what I've heard!!!

[thunderlizard]

Please stay on topic. This thread is not about how much I look like a pig (lots). It is about Darmstadt getting off with somebody who he has not yet worked out is a high class prostitute, and is probably fighting off the urge to be sick.