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I wouldn't expect any different from 'a widows son'...Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo dilema.
Make your excuses and leave.
Bing!Comment
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Try to find out how dirty she is first to work out if it's worth it.
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Take the ego boost/flattery and go home before you do something silly. Knowing full well "you still got the magic
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This way you go home happy with your ego fully boosted. The alternative is you feeling guilty at best or having to go to the doc for an inner scrape and explaining to the Mrs why it's painful "down there" this evening at worst.Comment
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If that doesn't count as high class, I don't know what does.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostIf he is not sure if its a woman or a man then I don't know it counts as high class!Comment
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