Originally posted by Wodewick
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Try to find out how dirty she is first to work out if it's worth it.
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Take the ego boost/flattery and go home before you do something silly. Knowing full well "you still got the magic "
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This way you go home happy with your ego fully boosted. The alternative is you feeling guilty at best or having to go to the doc for an inner scrape and explaining to the Mrs why it's painful "down there" this evening at worst.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo dilema.
Make your excuses and leave.
Bing!
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post............. talking to a woman (or man ..............Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post.........Darmstadt getting off with ............. high class prostitute.........
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Please stay on topic. This thread is not about how much I look like a pig (lots). It is about Darmstadt getting off with somebody who he has not yet worked out is a high class prostitute, and is probably fighting off the urge to be sick.
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Not really, as I am reasonably svelte. My truffle shuffle would be a disappointment.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View Postgosh. All these moral dilemmas that arise when you're attractive. At times like these I'm quite grateful to have a face like an unpopular pork offcut.
Mmm, pork.
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostWhat particular pork offcut?
Do you have a face like:
A trotter?
A curly tail?
Or scratchings?
Thanks for caring,
tl
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