A moral dilemma

[DimPrawn]

I'm confused now (and your avatar doesn't help). Are "you" (is "one") in this scenario a man or woman?

Whatever you want me to be baby.

[Ruprect]

What particular pork offcut?

Do you have a face like:
A trotter?
A curly tail?
Or scratchings?

mmmmmmmm scratchings....

[MarillionFan]

What do you do?

Stop drinking in the red light district.

Hth

Mf

[xoggoth]

Last time a strange woman picked me up was about 6 years ago. Apart from a snog I never did get anywhere as she kept falling over and her daughter had to take her home.

PS What do you do? Daft question. I would. If only.

[DimPrawn]

Strange women are always picking me up. Really strange women.

[shaunbhoy]

Apart from a snog I never did get anywhere as she kept falling over and her daughter had to take her home.

Bit heavy-handed with the Rohypnol, eh Xog? We've all been there.

[Sands of Time]

I would say..... no, you'll feel a real man in total control of your base emotions.

On the other hand a shag, is a shag afrerall.





Bing!

[Wodewick]

On the other hand a shag, is a shag afrerall.

On the oher hand isn't a shag a cormorant

[DimPrawn]

On the other hand isn't a shag a cormorant

I thought it was tobacco?

[Wodewick]

I thought it was tobacco?

You can't roll cormorant