Reply to: A moral dilemma

[Old Greg]

If he is not sure if its a woman or a man then I don't know it counts as high class!

If that doesn't count as high class, I don't know what does.

[Pondlife]

<Non_serious_answer>
Try to find out how dirty she is first to work out if it's worth it.
</Non_serious_answer>


<Serious_answer>
Take the ego boost/flattery and go home before you do something silly. Knowing full well "you still got the magic "
</Serious_answer>

This way you go home happy with your ego fully boosted. The alternative is you feeling guilty at best or having to go to the doc for an inner scrape and explaining to the Mrs why it's painful "down there" this evening at worst.

[Sands of Time]

No dilema.

Make your excuses and leave.

I wouldn't expect any different from 'a widows son'...


Bing!

[Churchill]

No dilema.

Make your excuses and leave.

[Wodewick]

............. talking to a woman (or man ..............

.........Darmstadt getting off with ............. high class prostitute.........

If he is not sure if its a woman or a man then I don't know it counts as high class!

[thunderlizard]

Please stay on topic. This thread is not about how much I look like a pig (lots). It is about Darmstadt getting off with somebody who he has not yet worked out is a high class prostitute, and is probably fighting off the urge to be sick.

[shaunbhoy]

Not really, as I am reasonably svelte. My truffle shuffle would be a disappointment.

That's not what I've heard!!!

[thunderlizard]

Not really, as I am reasonably svelte. My truffle shuffle would be a disappointment.

[Ruprect]

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

So basically you look like chunk from the goonies?

[DimPrawn]

Mmm, pork.

You like a pork?

[MaryPoppins]

gosh. All these moral dilemmas that arise when you're attractive. At times like these I'm quite grateful to have a face like an unpopular pork offcut.

Mmm, pork.

[Wodewick]

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

I thought you said unpopular off cut

[landl]

Only a dilemma if you're an arsehole

Well said.

[thunderlizard]

What particular pork offcut?

Do you have a face like:
A trotter?
A curly tail?
Or scratchings?

Knuckle:

Thanks for caring,
tl

[darmstadt]

I thought it was tobacco?

Carpet burns...