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[Wodewick]

Can any of the Sweaties explain what all the strange tulip is in a "Full Scottish":

Bacon, Sausage, Beans, Egg, Hash Browns, Mushrooms & Black pud - I can understand

But:
Burger? - Well something that looks and tastes like burger
(Deep fried) Pancake? (or Flannel)
Some sort of lumpy dark "minced" sort of tulip? (I really don't know how to describe it)

All these "odd" things experienced in Hotels in Glasgae.

Any help appreciated

[Churchill]

Can any of the Sweaties explain what all the strange tulip is in a "Full Scottish":

Bacon, Sausage, Beans, Egg, Hash Browns, Mushrooms & Black pud - I can understand

But:
Burger? - Well something that looks and tastes like burger

(Deep fried) Pancake? (or Flannel)
Some sort of lumpy dark "minced" sort of tulip? (I really don't know how to describe it)

All these "odd" things experienced in Hotels in Glasgae.

Any help appreciated

Most likely to be square sausage! Manna from heaven it is too, especially on a roll with cheese and brown sauce!

[Wodewick]

Most likely to be square sausage! Manna from heaven it is too, especially on a roll with cheese and brown sauce!

So a Burger - by another name?

[Spacecadet]

(Deep fried) Pancake? (or Flannel)

More than likely this is a Potato cake

[DaveB]

Can any of the Sweaties explain what all the strange tulip is in a "Full Scottish":

Bacon, Sausage, Beans, Egg, Hash Browns, Mushrooms & Black pud - I can understand

But:
Burger? - Well something that looks and tastes like burger
(Deep fried) Pancake? (or Flannel)
Some sort of lumpy dark "minced" sort of tulip? (I really don't know how to describe it)

All these "odd" things experienced in Hotels in Glasgae.

Any help appreciated

Lorne Sausage, Tattie Scone, Haggis.

[Freamon]

Nooo, this is the point I am making. The traditional greasy spoon uses such nasty cheapo sausages that the fat n' crap content makes you crave it when hungover.

If you knew what went in it, you'd never eat it.

I believe it was Otto von Bismarck who said: "In order to remain respectful of laws and sausages, one should never seem them in the process of being made".

[DaveB]

I believe it was Otto von Bismarck who said: "In order to remain respectful of laws and sausages, one should never seem them in the process of being made".

Not Otto I'm afraid, but the sentiment stands.

Otto von Bismarck - Wikiquote

[PAH]

Now, THIS is a breakfast!

Impressive. Doubt anyone with a normal stomach could fit all that in, though some might die trying.

Mario’s Cafe Bar in Westhoughton, UK, serves the biggest full English breakfast in the world, according to Guinness World Records. The Ultimate Breakfast costs £10.95 and consists of 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms, and baked beans for a total of about 5,000 calories. If you eat it in 20 minutes, you can get it for free.

The Biggest Full English Breakfast in the World | Serious Eats

Could you take on the biggest English breakfast in the world? | Mail Online

[minestrone]

Most likely to be square sausage! Manna from heaven it is too!

Finest beef product known to man if made well. You can usually tell the crap stuff if the meat looks like paste as it would have been put though a... pasting machine. Far healthier for you ( oh the irony) as the fat drips out unlike a link and means the sausage gets nice a cripsy.

especially on a roll with cheese and brown sauce!

Red sauce for beef, brown sauce for lamb and pork, thems the rules.

[d000hg]

Brown sauce for really rotten food, since only then will it improve the taste.