I quite liked these too:
Hi. Are you legal?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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