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    #21
    Phew - I haven't done that one.

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      #22
      Glancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
        The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

        I'll kick off with Japan.
        Jock immigrants
        Immigrants from Qatar
        Uranium
        Yugoslavian immigrants
        Zyklon B
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #24
          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

          I'll kick off with Japan.
          Zeberas, (especially if they smoke near you).
          The vegetarian option.

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Glancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.
            Asbestos, Breat feeding and Bubble bath?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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