Cats

[Old Greg]

She wouldn't have got away with that if was one of the testermogs.

She'd put up a good fight, I'd say.

[Mich the Tester]

She'd put up a good fight, I'd say.

They'd rip her fat face off and eat it. They're like that when you try to take food off them.

[Board Game Geek]

She'd put up a good fight, I'd say.

I reckon she's read some book on "cat whispering".

[To show your cat who is boss]

Place cat on table near to its food bowl.
Let cat sniff and recognise its food.
Throw cat off table.
Gorge furiously on cat food and smear it all over your face.

This will signify to the cat that you are, quite seriously, mad.

[Old Greg]

I reckon she's read some book on "cat whispering".

[To show your cat who is boss]

Place cat on table near to its food bowl.
Let cat sniff and recognise its food.
Throw cat off table.
Gorge furiously on cat food and smear it all over your face.

This will signify to the cat that you are, quite seriously, mad.

Oi! That's my Mum you're talking about.

[Board Game Geek]

Oi! That's my Mum you're talking about.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you.....<drum roll>..

AndyW unmasked !

[Old Greg]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you.....<drum roll>..

AndyW unmasked !

Is Andy's Mum a cat?

[Mich the Tester]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you.....<drum roll>..

AndyW unmasked !

Tell him to put the mask back on before he breaks the monitor.

[Board Game Geek]

Is Andy's Mum a cat?

Hmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a lot, like the CATweazle avatar for example.

Suddenly, all things which have hither been unknown, are drawing together in the grand design of cosmic understanding.

Right, that's it.

I'm going to find my Hawkwind albums and have some interspatial aural communion.

[doodab]

interspatial aural communion.

Is that like tea and biscuits?

[EternalOptimist]

Hmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a lot, like the CATweazle avatar for example.

Suddenly, all things which have hither been unknown, are drawing together in the grand design of cosmic understanding.

Right, that's it.

I'm going to find my Hawkwind albums and have some interspatial aural communion.

this thread is a surrogate for an octopuss, and prawns live in the sea, so its all down to DP

I like your devious thinking BGG