In my experience there is only two smells worse than bad cat tulip and they are:
1) Dog breath after eating cat tulip
2) Dog fart/tulip after eating and passing cat tulip
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI wish ours would use someone else's garden, heck even our garden, but no, take a hoooge dump in the litter tray and then go out.
He'd spend ages clambering his way across all the gardens to barge his way into the house and do a human sized* dump in the litter tray, before wandering back out.
*Human faeces, not human, er, person.
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.
The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.
Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.
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We give the NorPusses dried food and with one of them it does smell like someone died in the litter tray when he goes (no matter what they say on the back of the food packs)
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I miss my moggies when I'm away
Ours are on a prescription only dried hypoallergenic food.
Its bloody brilliant - no stink when it goes in and - no stink when it come out
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell she breaks the robin's neck after the song. Then goes on a murdering rampage and kills all the younger children and pimps out the older ones to Dick Van dyke
It is a horror film after all.
Hence my username.
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I ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.
The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.
Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostNo. I do try and watch it every Christmas but I always fall asleep before that bit.
It is a horror film after all.
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIt doesn't work.
Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think the trick is to put a little bell on them. Then they can ding it when they see a cat coming
Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAmazing to watch how the tiniest, scrawniest little moggy will show absolutely no fear when confronting a huge, powerful dog.
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostI used to have a little robin that would sit on the handle of my fork while I was gardening. Then, one day, I turned around and the poor sod was being carried off in the jaws of some fat ginger thing.
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