Reply to: Cats

[Wodewick]

In my experience there is only two smells worse than bad cat tulip and they are:
1) Dog breath after eating cat tulip
2) Dog fart/tulip after eating and passing cat tulip

[MaryPoppins]

I wish ours would use someone else's garden, heck even our garden, but no, take a hoooge dump in the litter tray and then go out.

Mine used to do that. He was called Dave, and was massively overweight.

He'd spend ages clambering his way across all the gardens to barge his way into the house and do a human sized* dump in the litter tray, before wandering back out.



*Human faeces, not human, er, person.

[norrahe]

I ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.

The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.

Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.

</rant over>

I wish ours would use someone else's garden, heck even our garden, but no, take a hoooge dump in the litter tray and then go out.

We give the NorPusses dried food and with one of them it does smell like someone died in the litter tray when he goes (no matter what they say on the back of the food packs)

[Pogle]

I miss my moggies when I'm away

Ours are on a prescription only dried hypoallergenic food.
Its bloody brilliant - no stink when it goes in and - no stink when it come out

[MaryPoppins]

Well she breaks the robin's neck after the song. Then goes on a murdering rampage and kills all the younger children and pimps out the older ones to Dick Van dyke

It is a horror film after all.

Hence my username.

[fullyautomatix]

I ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.

The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.

Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.

</rant over>

[norrahe]

No. I do try and watch it every Christmas but I always fall asleep before that bit.

Well she breaks the robin's neck after the song. Then goes on a murdering rampage and kills all the younger children and pimps out the older ones to Dick Van dyke

It is a horror film after all.

[norrahe]

That's an effective cull of defective birds.

Hell of a lot of them in Numptonshire it seems

[wurzel]

You haven't watched my film, have you.

No. I do try and watch it every Christmas but I always fall asleep before that bit.

[Mich the Tester]

It doesn't work.

Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.

That's an effective cull of defective birds.

[norrahe]

I think the trick is to put a little bell on them. Then they can ding it when they see a cat coming

It doesn't work.

Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Amazing to watch how the tiniest, scrawniest little moggy will show absolutely no fear when confronting a huge, powerful dog.

Which in the case of next door's and our Greyhound (before anyone has a go this was a long time ago and the dog was technically my sister's) was a bad move on the part of the cat. Previous dogs had a scar from that cat - the cat had a scar from the Greyhound.

[MaryPoppins]

Please tell

You haven't watched my film, have you.

[EternalOptimist]

I used to have a little robin that would sit on the handle of my fork while I was gardening. Then, one day, I turned around and the poor sod was being carried off in the jaws of some fat ginger thing.

I think the trick is to put a little bell on them. Then they can ding it when they see a cat coming

[wurzel]

1. Oi, that's my thing.

Please tell