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They'd rip her fat face off and eat it. They're like that when you try to take food off them.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShe'd put up a good fight, I'd say.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I reckon she's read some book on "cat whispering".Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShe'd put up a good fight, I'd say.
[To show your cat who is boss]
Place cat on table near to its food bowl.
Let cat sniff and recognise its food.
Throw cat off table.
Gorge furiously on cat food and smear it all over your face.
This will signify to the cat that you are, quite seriously, mad.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Oi! That's my Mum you're talking about.Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostI reckon she's read some book on "cat whispering".
[To show your cat who is boss]
Place cat on table near to its food bowl.
Let cat sniff and recognise its food.
Throw cat off table.
Gorge furiously on cat food and smear it all over your face.
This will signify to the cat that you are, quite seriously, mad.Comment
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Ladies and Gentlemen,Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOi! That's my Mum you're talking about.
I present to you.....<drum roll>..
AndyW unmasked !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Is Andy's Mum a cat?Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostLadies and Gentlemen,
I present to you.....<drum roll>..
AndyW unmasked !Comment
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Tell him to put the mask back on before he breaks the monitor.Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostLadies and Gentlemen,
I present to you.....<drum roll>..
AndyW unmasked !And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Hmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a lot, like the CATweazle avatar for example.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs Andy's Mum a cat?
Suddenly, all things which have hither been unknown, are drawing together in the grand design of cosmic understanding.
Right, that's it.
I'm going to find my Hawkwind albums and have some interspatial aural communion.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Is that like tea and biscuits?Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Postinterspatial aural communion.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostHmmmm....interesting idea. It would explain a lot, like the CATweazle avatar for example.
Suddenly, all things which have hither been unknown, are drawing together in the grand design of cosmic understanding.
Right, that's it.
I'm going to find my Hawkwind albums and have some interspatial aural communion.
this thread is a surrogate for an octopuss, and prawns live in the sea, so its all down to DP
I like your devious thinking BGG
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