Suity/Wilmslow type boring me me me thread.

[MarillionFan]

I am presently in the pub with a police officer in plain clothes and 10 lads who are kicking off at the pool table.

He's suggesting we should leave as he doesn't want to get involved I reckon I should lamp the leader.

Suggestions please?

[Cliphead]

I am presently in the pub with a police officer in plain clothes and 10 lads who are kicking off at the pool table.

He's suggesting we should leave as he doesn't want to get involved I reckon I should lamp the leader.

Suggestions please?

Lamp the cop.

[Wodewick]

I am presently in the pub with a police officer in plain clothes and 10 lads who are kicking off at the pool table.

He's suggesting we should leave as he doesn't want to get involved I reckon I should lamp the leader.

Suggestions please?

Wait for the tubby chap with piss stains on his jeans. Suity will sort them out for you!

[amcdonald]

What did you eat in the end then wodders?

I'd have gone for a slab of cheese myself.

Next thing you know, you'll grabbing the slab and shouting "SMELL MY CHEESE"

[MarillionFan]

Wait for the tubby chap with piss stains on his jeans. Suity will sort them out for you!

That is Suity and why would I be interested in him sorting out his own jeans?

As it happens, it all passed without incident after they let me play next on the pool table.

Don't know what all the fuss is about?

[Churchill]

I am presently in the pub with a police officer in plain clothes and 10 lads who are kicking off at the pool table.

He's suggesting we should leave as he doesn't want to get involved I reckon I should lamp the leader.

Suggestions please?

That is Suity and why would I be interested in him sorting out his own jeans?

As it happens, it all passed without incident after they let me play next on the pool table.

Don't know what all the fuss is about?

Brave Sir Robin

[alreadypacked]

Suit yourself (see what I did there?)

As it happens it makes a goddamn awful mess, the egg runs into the holes, doesn't cook and if you're in a Travellodge sets the bloody smoke alarm off and makes for a quite difficult explanation at 3 in the morning when you're absolutely bladdered.

Carry on contracting, the movie.

[suityou01]

Was harder to give up kebabs than it was to chuck booze and fags. McD's and KFC require no effort to avoid.

Out on the town no lack of quality Indian and Chinese places, even a baked spud goes down well after a few pints.

To the owner of this sockie,

You recently posted about what you were drinking. In point of fact most days you post about what you are drinking, how pished you are etc etc.

Truly HTH BIDI

SY01