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Suity/Wilmslow type boring me me me thread.

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    #21
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    use the kettle and have a pot noodle.
    I am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.
      Sorry dooda I take back my last post - this made I larf!
      Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
      Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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        #23
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.
        Better still avoid hotels altogether. They are disgusting places, just ask HAB.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Usual Losers -ve repping
          Thread: Suity/Wilmslow type...
          Stop spamming you fecking eejit. er
          Thread: Suity/Wilmslow type...
          Wilmslooooooooow <canned laughter>
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          Just SHUT UP bedwetter
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          b
          Wow you guys are so predictable!
          I was particularly impressed with "b". If you can't be arsed to think of a comment just save yourself the effort!
          Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
          Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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            #25
            Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
            Wow you guys are so predictable!
            I was particularly impressed with "b". If you can't be arsed to think of a comment just save yourself the effort!
            It is you who is predictable you tiny brained crashing bore
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              more wet windy slapping noises
              There! there! Time of the month love?
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #27
                Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                There! there! Time of the month love?
                What are you, 12? Seriously MF stop it you tit.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Suit yourself (see what I did there?)
                  Yes <yawn> I do wish you would stop.

                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  As it happens it makes a goddamn awful mess, the egg runs into the holes, doesn't cook and if you're in a Travellodge sets the bloody smoke alarm off and makes for a quite difficult explanation at 3 in the morning when you're absolutely bladdered.
                  You must have been pretty pissed to have tried it! If you were sober you would've boiled them in the kettle or eaten them raw - Shirley?
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    What are you, 12? Seriously MF stop it you tit.
                    I wish you two would make up your minds! Each of you appears to think I am the other one.
                    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                      Mmmmmmmm That is a contender - mainly as a Kebab is always a contender!



                      What you mean "some sort of Chilli" with "some sort of flannel/flatbread?"

                      Hang on I'll have a quick google.
                      As in Taco Bell not Taco Bell end
                      Doing the needful since 1827

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