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Suity/Wilmslow type boring me me me thread.
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I am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Sorry dooda I take back my last post - this made I larf!Originally posted by doodab View PostI am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Better still avoid hotels altogether. They are disgusting places, just ask HAB.Originally posted by doodab View PostI am never making tea in a hotel kettle again.Comment
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Wow you guys are so predictable!Originally posted by Usual Losers -ve reppingThread: Suity/Wilmslow type...
Stop spamming you fecking eejit.
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Wilmslooooooooow <canned laughter>
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Just SHUT UP bedwetter
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I was particularly impressed with "b". If you can't be arsed to think of a comment just save yourself the effort!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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It is you who is predictable you tiny brained crashing boreOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostWow you guys are so predictable!
I was particularly impressed with "b". If you can't be arsed to think of a comment just save yourself the effort!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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There! there! Time of the month love?Originally posted by suityou01 View Postmore wet windy slapping noisesJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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What are you, 12? Seriously MF stop it you tit.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostThere! there! Time of the month love?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Yes <yawn> I do wish you would stop.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSuit yourself (see what I did there?)
You must have been pretty pissed to have tried it! If you were sober you would've boiled them in the kettle or eaten them raw - Shirley?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs it happens it makes a goddamn awful mess, the egg runs into the holes, doesn't cook and if you're in a Travellodge sets the bloody smoke alarm off and makes for a quite difficult explanation at 3 in the morning when you're absolutely bladdered.
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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I wish you two would make up your minds! Each of you appears to think I am the other one.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhat are you, 12? Seriously MF stop it you tit.
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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As in Taco Bell not Taco Bell endOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostMmmmmmmm That is a contender - mainly as a Kebab is always a contender!
What you mean "some sort of Chilli" with "some sort of flannel/flatbread?"
Hang on I'll have a quick google.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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