Suity/Wilmslow type boring me me me thread.

[Wodewick]

Loud wet flatulance

Yawn!

[MarillionFan]

I am hungry. What should I eat?

All* ideas welcomed for consideration.

Thanks in advance.

* Please try to avoid "Eat tulip and die" suggestions

Do you have an iron in the room?

Do you have a local shop nearby?

Do you like eggs?

If yes to all three, then why not make your own fried egg sandwich in your room using an iron.

I've done this BTW. You will need some cellotape and cardboard as well to make some sides to the iron, otherwise the egg falls off.

As I said, I've done it. Let me know how you get on.

[Wodewick]

What you mean "some sort of Chilli" with "some sort of flannel/flatbread?"

Hang on I'll have a quick google.

A combination of tender beef, chicken and bacon, slow cooked with our special mix of herbs and spices to make a satisfyingly hearty Mexican stew, served with crusty bread to mop up the juices

Large flour tortilla burrito, packed with beef / vegetable chilli and cheese, baked in the oven until lightly crisped and served with tomato & coriander rice and salad

Gulf coast seafood stew flavoured with tomato, cilantro & roasted red chilli, topped with crumbly Mexican cheese and served with crusty bread

Classic chicken mole ‘rojo’ with Mexican rice – a chicken breast cooked in an intoxicating blend of chocolate (please don’t let this put you off!), chiles, garlic, onions, nuts and so much more...

Rich casserole of mixed beans and sweet potato, delicately spiced with red chilli, cumin and cinnamon and finished with a polenta topping – served with crusty bread

A prime ribeye of beef, cooked to order and served with homemade chips, roast tomatoes on the vine and mushroom.

Pondering

[MarillionFan]

Pondering

Knock it up yourself on your iron.

[Wodewick]

Do you have an iron in the room? Yes but looking at the bottom NO WAY am I eating off of it!

Do you have a local shop nearby? Well I expect I could find one

Do you like eggs? I do - but fresh from the chicken not supermarket/corner shop tulip

If yes to all three, then why not make your own fried egg sandwich in your room using an iron.

I've done this BTW. You will need some cellotape and cardboard as well to make some sides to the iron, otherwise the egg falls off.

As I said, I've done it. Let me know how you get on.

Thanks for the effort.

[TimberWolf]

What about the trouser press. Can you make food using that?

Or you use the kettle and have a pot noodle.

[MarillionFan]

Thanks for the effort.

Suit yourself (see what I did there?)

As it happens it makes a goddamn awful mess, the egg runs into the holes, doesn't cook and if you're in a Travellodge sets the bloody smoke alarm off and makes for a quite difficult explanation at 3 in the morning when you're absolutely bladdered.

[Wodewick]

What about the trouser press. Can you make food using that?

You use the kettle and have a pot noodle.

Well I guess I could nick some rolls from the restaurant and make myself a panini!

I might have a pot noodle later.

[doodab]

Try to make the questions require Yes/No answers!

OK. Do I look like I give a tulip?

[Wodewick]

OK. Do I look like a tulip?

Yes HTH