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    #61
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

    That link is NSFW!
    Could be quite convenient if they install a zip for future births.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #62
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.
      Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out


      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      That link is NSFW!
      Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out


        Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #64
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Nothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.
          I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #65
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out




            Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.
            Things? The mind boggles!

            What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #66
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.
              This cucoldry business doesn't actually technically involve you putting more than one thing in anyway.... so I am told.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #67
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian
                Do you think she's fuzzy about nationality?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Things? The mind boggles!

                  What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.
                  That's why pushing is better apparently.....

                  Though all that ripping.........
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    That's why pushing is better apparently.....

                    Though all that ripping.........
                    I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.
                      There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

                      Makes me glad I'm a bloke.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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