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EternalOptimist replied

10 March 2011, 17:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Given the nature of that procedure, couldn't it be more appropriately named 'etulipiotomy'?

Yes, Gibbon, I know, it's Latin. Innit.

my first missus , gawd rest her soul, had one of those whilst I was in attendance. They used scissors and it sounded like a tailor cutting cloth

Of course, I didnt make any friends amongst the nursing staff when I asked the surgeon if he could 'put a few extra stitches in'
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2011, 13:47
Originally posted by doodab View Post

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.

Given the nature of that procedure, couldn't it be more appropriately named 'etulipiotomy'?

Yes, Gibbon, I know, it's Latin. Innit.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 13:47
Originally posted by doodab View Post

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.

There's always that risk, full stop. Lots of women who have had children love to compare tales of ripped gooches.
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doodab replied

10 March 2011, 13:44
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 13:41
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

That's why pushing is better apparently.....

Though all that ripping.........

I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.
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SueEllen replied

10 March 2011, 13:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Things? The mind boggles!

What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.

That's why pushing is better apparently.....

Though all that ripping.........
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2011, 13:36
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian

Do you think she's fuzzy about nationality?
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northernladuk replied

10 March 2011, 13:35
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.

This cucoldry business doesn't actually technically involve you putting more than one thing in anyway.... so I am told.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 13:35
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out

Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.

Things? The mind boggles!

What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.
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amcdonald replied

10 March 2011, 13:34
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Nothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.

I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2011, 13:33
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out

Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.
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Platypus replied

10 March 2011, 13:30
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

That link is NSFW!

Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2011, 13:28
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

That link is NSFW!

Could be quite convenient if they install a zip for future births.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 13:26
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Isn't that a caesarian scar?

She could check out this product: my-pinkdaisy.com

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

That link is NSFW!
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2011, 13:21
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Armed response unit, they drive what looks like beat up builders vans. I've seen them near London

Nothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.
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