Bloody Lesbians!

[2BIT]

I noticed if I'm wearing a skirt and knee high boots .

it's a devastating combo - knee highs just do it for so many blokes I know, i certainly become twice as letchy when a woman is wearing the FMB's....

[doodab]

Women drivers tend to ignore you as a pedestrian but are more likely to let you out when driving.

They feel safer having you in front because they know that from there you are less likely to ram them while putting your makeup on.

Men prefer to have you behind so they can check you out in the rear view mirror.

[thunderlizard]

a bit

Same story posted at the same time: are you using that alien mind reading device again my love?

It must be like Ned Sherrin's Loose Ends round your house.

but it did get me wondering where that story first appeared. The earliest Google has is 4 local newspapers, all in October 1992, which is later than I'd expected.

hold door "because I am a gentleman" - Google News Archive Search

[MaryPoppins]

WHS

Seriously MP if you know how to change a car tyre you will never have to because if you start doing it some bloke will come along and help.

Well they need to feel useful so you may as well allow them to feel better about themselves even if it does take them longer to put up a bookcase than you.

I can change a tyre, thanks to my Dad. I've only got caught with a flat tyre a couple of times on the road - a man did stop to help which was nice of him, but he didn't really have a clue where to start, so he chatted to me while I got my work dress covered in road muck.

I think a bit of chivalry is a nice thing, but I don't feel the need to dress to invite it IYSWIM

[Mich the Tester]

I think a bit of chivalry is a nice thing, but I don't feel the need to dress to invite it IYSWIM

I agree, as long as a lady undresses to reward it.

[Platypus]

Really? Not been my experience.

Perhaps you wear trousers like these?



Instead of these,

[MaryPoppins]

Perhaps you wear trousers like these?



Instead of these,

Nah, she's just well fit. Innit.

[cailin maith]

Perhaps you wear trousers like these?

Nope... ugh, imagine trying to sit on a leather sofa in those yokes?! Or needing a wee... christ, they'd have to be peeled off.

[doodab]

Can we possibly merge this thread with the one about Naked Traders and get some, you know, bloody naked lesbian trading going on?

[Churchill]

She looks like she needs to bleach her navel and shave her belly!