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Bloody Lesbians!
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Could be quite convenient if they install a zip for future births.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things outOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.
Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat link is NSFW!Comment
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Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.Originally posted by Platypus View PostAh that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out
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I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a BrazilianOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Things? The mind boggles!Originally posted by Platypus View PostAh that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out
Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.
What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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This cucoldry business doesn't actually technically involve you putting more than one thing in anyway.... so I am told.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostEach to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Do you think she's fuzzy about nationality?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostI bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a BrazilianAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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That's why pushing is better apparently.....Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThings? The mind boggles!
What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.
Though all that ripping........."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThat's why pushing is better apparently.....
Though all that ripping.........Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.
Makes me glad I'm a bloke.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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