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If its on the radio how do we know they have had a face transplant and not just blagging it?!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I'd be greatful if you could learn how to read and spell.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf its on the radio how do we know they have had a face transplant and not just blagging it?!Comment
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Thought this was on New Scientist a while back. Couldn't find it but there are some endlessly fascinating articles, like caterpillars that shoot pooh out like a cannon, or "If you had to eat yourself to survive what we be the best parts?"
PS greatful if somebody else can spell?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Assuming I'm not misreading, There was an article about this on the BBC News website a few months ago.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostLiquidised stool donated by brother.
Some old lady who had lost all of her gut flora after a very long and heavy treatment of antibiotics was given a mixture of a family members liquidised faeces.Coffee's for closersComment
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Just my little joke.Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
PS greatful if somebody else can spell?Comment
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So. Hang on. Let me get this straight.
The title is meant to read faeces?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yep, she had some bugs missing from her stomach so was fed liquidised turd via a tube directly into her stomach.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo. Hang on. Let me get this straight.
The title is meant to read faeces?
I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?Comment
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it would appear so
from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..
I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...Comment
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