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TinTrump replied

9 March 2011, 22:51
I don't recommend this horror film (cheap & nasty) but "The Human Centipede" came to mind.

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Old Greg replied

9 March 2011, 18:38
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?

Have submitted 'harvesturd' to urbandictionary.
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Old Greg replied

9 March 2011, 18:30
The reassuring news is that NHS clinical risk protocols forbid the simultaneous scheduling of facial and faecal transplantation procedures in adjoining theatres.
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EternalOptimist replied

9 March 2011, 18:02
its wrong isnt it
some bloke has relations with a spare dung in a field, and he's led away in handcuffs and gets his own entry in the urban dictionary

but some bird scoffs a family members droppings and its a breakthrough in culinery delight

its one law for the midnight perverts and another for respected doctors and surgeons

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original PM replied

9 March 2011, 17:53
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

more importantly, was she sitting opposite or next to her dinning companion?

dunno but it probably looked like the below
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Spacecadet replied

9 March 2011, 17:45
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I did kind of gather she was not served it on a plate with a side of rocket but either way the concept is a bit way out.

more importantly, was she sitting opposite or next to her dinning companion?
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original PM replied

9 March 2011, 17:44
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It was poured down a tube, she didn't chew on the bloody thing!

I did kind of gather she was not served it on a plate with a side of rocket but either way the concept is a bit way out.
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Churchill replied

9 March 2011, 17:40
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?

I don't know, never been to a Harvester.
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Churchill replied

9 March 2011, 17:39
Originally posted by original PM View Post

it would appear so

from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..

I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...

It was poured down a tube, she didn't chew on the bloody thing!
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MaryPoppins replied

9 March 2011, 17:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yep, she had some bugs missing from her stomach so was fed liquidised turd via a tube directly into her stomach.

I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?
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original PM replied

9 March 2011, 17:38
it would appear so

from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..

I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...
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Churchill replied

9 March 2011, 17:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

So. Hang on. Let me get this straight.

The title is meant to read faeces?

Yep, she had some bugs missing from her stomach so was fed liquidised turd via a tube directly into her stomach.

I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?
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MaryPoppins replied

9 March 2011, 17:34
So. Hang on. Let me get this straight.

The title is meant to read faeces?
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Old Greg replied

9 March 2011, 17:25
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

PS greatful if somebody else can spell?

Just my little joke.
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Spacecadet replied

9 March 2011, 17:23
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Liquidised stool donated by brother.

Assuming I'm not misreading, There was an article about this on the BBC News website a few months ago.
Some old lady who had lost all of her gut flora after a very long and heavy treatment of antibiotics was given a mixture of a family members liquidised faeces.
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