Faeces transplants

[MaryPoppins]

Yep, she had some bugs missing from her stomach so was fed liquidised turd via a tube directly into her stomach.

I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?

[Churchill]

it would appear so

from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..


I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...

It was poured down a tube, she didn't chew on the bloody thing!

[Churchill]

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?

I don't know, never been to a Harvester.

[original PM]

It was poured down a tube, she didn't chew on the bloody thing!

I did kind of gather she was not served it on a plate with a side of rocket but either way the concept is a bit way out.

[Spacecadet]

I did kind of gather she was not served it on a plate with a side of rocket but either way the concept is a bit way out.

more importantly, was she sitting opposite or next to her dinning companion?

[original PM]

more importantly, was she sitting opposite or next to her dinning companion?

dunno but it probably looked like the below

[EternalOptimist]

its wrong isnt it
some bloke has relations with a spare dung in a field, and he's led away in handcuffs and gets his own entry in the urban dictionary

but some bird scoffs a family members droppings and its a breakthrough in culinery delight

its one law for the midnight perverts and another for respected doctors and surgeons

[Old Greg]

The reassuring news is that NHS clinical risk protocols forbid the simultaneous scheduling of facial and faecal transplantation procedures in adjoining theatres.

[Old Greg]

So, a bit like a Harvester then, without the plates?

Have submitted 'harvesturd' to urbandictionary.

[TinTrump]

I don't recommend this horror film (cheap & nasty) but "The Human Centipede" came to mind.