Scousers on a day trip.

[suityou01]

Why are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?

He's not. There is no Tat shop, MF is not a contractor, he does not live in Farnborough, he is not American.

MF is a 18 year old computer science student with multiple personality disorder.

It's sad really.

[MarillionFan]

Why are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?

Closing down sale. Only I can do it the best way. Been doing it for the last six weeks, and doing Sundays as well.

Actually just swapped with the wife for the last two hours so I can come home and do some paperwork and post on CUK.

[MarillionFan]

He's not. There is no Tat shop, MF is not a contractor, he does not live in Farnborough, he is not American.

MF is a 18 year old computer science student with multiple personality disorder.

It's sad really.

Some of those statements are true, you limey brockwurst.

[suityou01]

Some of those statements are true, you limey brockwurst.

You are Cyberman The Tory and you facebook friend requested me. There all out in the open.

[woohoo]

In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'

you could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."

[MarillionFan]

Actually I appear to have found a 'English to scouse translater' on the interweb. Next time I shall know and go with

"Sound as a pound dee ter yous gentlemun. and 'ow may ay be o' service ter yous terdee? ah, yis a dee trip is it. and yous would like ter buy de sword, cuddly tery and african mask. darrell be twenty notes please. ta dead much "

[MarillionFan]

you could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."

I was doing it as you typed.

Ta buzz bomb barnet.

[suityou01]

I feel like a gooseberry. Going to let you and your sockies get on with your boring drivel.



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[thunderlizard]

To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

Who says stereotypes aren't true??

I do! because I definitely had you down as the kind of bloke who sells war masks and samurai swords, but the fluffy cat came as a complete surprise.

[AtW]

I definitely had you down as the kind of bloke who sells war masks and samurai swords, but the fluffy cat came as a complete surprise.

It was a package deal - MF is closing the shop.

HTH