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Reply to: Scousers on a day trip.
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Previously on "Scousers on a day trip."
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Fook off you knob.Originally posted by Incognito View PostInterestingly MF did reappear around about the time of CM getting banned.
Hth
MF
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Somewhere in Merseyside, there is a real cat that's just had a very lucky escape.
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I do! because I definitely had you down as the kind of bloke who sells war masks and samurai swords, but the fluffy cat came as a complete surprise.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTo top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!
Who says stereotypes aren't true??
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I feel like a gooseberry. Going to let you and your sockies get on with your boring drivel.

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I was doing it as you typed.Originally posted by woohoo View Postyou could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."
Ta buzz bomb barnet.
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Actually I appear to have found a 'English to scouse translater' on the interweb. Next time I shall know and go with
"Sound as a pound dee ter yous gentlemun. and 'ow may ay be o' service ter yous terdee? ah, yis a dee trip is it. and yous would like ter buy de sword, cuddly tery and african mask. darrell be twenty notes please. ta dead much "
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you could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."
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Some of those statements are true, you limey brockwurst.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHe's not. There is no Tat shop, MF is not a contractor, he does not live in Farnborough, he is not American.
MF is a 18 year old computer science student with multiple personality disorder.
It's sad really.
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Closing down sale. Only I can do it the best way. Been doing it for the last six weeks, and doing Sundays as well.Originally posted by AtW View PostWhy are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?
Actually just swapped with the wife for the last two hours so I can come home and do some paperwork and post on CUK.
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