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Reply to: Scousers on a day trip.
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Previously on "Scousers on a day trip."
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostInterestingly MF did reappear around about the time of CM getting banned.
Hth
MF
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Somewhere in Merseyside, there is a real cat that's just had a very lucky escape.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTo top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!
Who says stereotypes aren't true??
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I feel like a gooseberry. Going to let you and your sockies get on with your boring drivel.
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Originally posted by woohoo View Postyou could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."
Ta buzz bomb barnet.
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Actually I appear to have found a 'English to scouse translater' on the interweb. Next time I shall know and go with
"Sound as a pound dee ter yous gentlemun. and 'ow may ay be o' service ter yous terdee? ah, yis a dee trip is it. and yous would like ter buy de sword, cuddly tery and african mask. darrell be twenty notes please. ta dead much "
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In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'
not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHe's not. There is no Tat shop, MF is not a contractor, he does not live in Farnborough, he is not American.
MF is a 18 year old computer science student with multiple personality disorder.
It's sad really.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWhy are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?
Actually just swapped with the wife for the last two hours so I can come home and do some paperwork and post on CUK.
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