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Previously on "Scousers on a day trip."

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Fook off you knob.

    Hth

    MF
    Hit a nerve did I?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Fook off you knob.

    Hth

    MF


    Are you serious?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    Interestingly MF did reappear around about the time of CM getting banned.
    Fook off you knob.

    Hth

    MF

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You are Cyberman The Tory and you facebook friend requested me. There all out in the open.
    Interestingly MF did reappear around about the time of CM getting banned.

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!
    Seriously, what the **** do you sell?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Somewhere in Merseyside, there is a real cat that's just had a very lucky escape.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    I definitely had you down as the kind of bloke who sells war masks and samurai swords, but the fluffy cat came as a complete surprise.
    It was a package deal - MF is closing the shop.

    HTH

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

    Who says stereotypes aren't true??
    I do! because I definitely had you down as the kind of bloke who sells war masks and samurai swords, but the fluffy cat came as a complete surprise.

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  • suityou01
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    I feel like a gooseberry. Going to let you and your sockies get on with your boring drivel.



    <a thread flounce only>

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    you could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
    not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."
    I was doing it as you typed.

    Ta buzz bomb barnet.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Actually I appear to have found a 'English to scouse translater' on the interweb. Next time I shall know and go with

    "Sound as a pound dee ter yous gentlemun. and 'ow may ay be o' service ter yous terdee? ah, yis a dee trip is it. and yous would like ter buy de sword, cuddly tery and african mask. darrell be twenty notes please. ta dead much "

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  • woohoo
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    In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'
    you could try whoohoo.co.uk Scouse Translator!
    not sure how good it is but try typing "I live in a fantasy world inhabited by scousers with perms. I seek attention by making stuff up."

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Some of those statements are true, you limey brockwurst.
    You are Cyberman The Tory and you facebook friend requested me. There all out in the open.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    He's not. There is no Tat shop, MF is not a contractor, he does not live in Farnborough, he is not American.

    MF is a 18 year old computer science student with multiple personality disorder.

    It's sad really.
    Some of those statements are true, you limey brockwurst.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Why are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?
    Closing down sale. Only I can do it the best way. Been doing it for the last six weeks, and doing Sundays as well.

    Actually just swapped with the wife for the last two hours so I can come home and do some paperwork and post on CUK.

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