Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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No need to take a cow pat out for an expensive meal and tell it how lovely it looks in that dress before you can get anywhere.
Apart from sexy, cow pats can be very artistic. I took this picture of a bit of cowpat on a turnstyle last year. Looks just like Munch "The scream!
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIs there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/br..._already_here/Last edited by xoggoth; 4 March 2011, 17:06.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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How does someone find out that rolling in slurry turns them on, in the first place. Do you find your self with a boner while walking past the milking shed? Do you experience 'stirrings' when rambling past the herd? Think 'Hello I quite fancy rolling around in that and knocking one out, phwoarrrrr' ?
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Mmm slurry. I prefer it proper dirty with an intensively farmed product, and in any case those free range filth f*ckers look down their filthy snouts at the rest of us.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI saw that, turned off when they were leaving the slums as it made me cry. I felt cheated too, thought it might be a giggle.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhoever negged me for this - oi! I wasn't trying to be funny, you bellend.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIs there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
but I have always thought that women were just blokes with t1ts, so I am guessing that they have their fair share of strange stories.
In fact - I seem to recall an IT bird known as the 'door humper' who was videoed and it made the rounds. not quite the same as sh@gging a cow turd I agree, but then again, you'd never catch ME knobbing a door
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