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    #11
    Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #12
      No need to take a cow pat out for an expensive meal and tell it how lovely it looks in that dress before you can get anywhere.

      Apart from sexy, cow pats can be very artistic. I took this picture of a bit of cowpat on a turnstyle last year. Looks just like Munch "The scream!

      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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        #13
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
        Cherie Blair ?
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
          It isn't just us blokes you know. What about women getting orgasms from space aliens? Rabbits were bad enough.

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          Last edited by xoggoth; 4 March 2011, 17:06.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            How does someone find out that rolling in slurry turns them on, in the first place. Do you find your self with a boner while walking past the milking shed? Do you experience 'stirrings' when rambling past the herd? Think 'Hello I quite fancy rolling around in that and knocking one out, phwoarrrrr' ?

            Care in the community, eh?
            The vegetarian option.

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              #16
              Mmm slurry. I prefer it proper dirty with an intensively farmed product, and in any case those free range filth f*ckers look down their filthy snouts at the rest of us.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I saw that, turned off when they were leaving the slums as it made me cry. I felt cheated too, thought it might be a giggle.
                Whoever negged me for this - oi! I wasn't trying to be funny, you bellend.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Whoever negged me for this - oi! I wasn't trying to be funny, you bellend.
                  I'm feeling like a royal suspect, but it wasn't me.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    Cherie Blair ?


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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?
                      It's a fair point

                      but I have always thought that women were just blokes with t1ts, so I am guessing that they have their fair share of strange stories.


                      In fact - I seem to recall an IT bird known as the 'door humper' who was videoed and it made the rounds. not quite the same as sh@gging a cow turd I agree, but then again, you'd never catch ME knobbing a door



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