Slurry Pervert

[Pogle]

Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?

[xoggoth]

No need to take a cow pat out for an expensive meal and tell it how lovely it looks in that dress before you can get anywhere.

Apart from sexy, cow pats can be very artistic. I took this picture of a bit of cowpat on a turnstyle last year. Looks just like Munch "The scream!

[amcdonald]

Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?

Cherie Blair ?

[xoggoth]

Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?

It isn't just us blokes you know. What about women getting orgasms from space aliens? Rabbits were bad enough.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/br..._already_here/

[wobbegong]

How does someone find out that rolling in slurry turns them on, in the first place. Do you find your self with a boner while walking past the milking shed? Do you experience 'stirrings' when rambling past the herd? Think 'Hello I quite fancy rolling around in that and knocking one out, phwoarrrrr' ?

Care in the community, eh?

[Old Greg]

Mmm slurry. I prefer it proper dirty with an intensively farmed product, and in any case those free range filth f*ckers look down their filthy snouts at the rest of us.

[MaryPoppins]

I saw that, turned off when they were leaving the slums as it made me cry. I felt cheated too, thought it might be a giggle.

Whoever negged me for this - oi! I wasn't trying to be funny, you bellend.

[TimberWolf]

Whoever negged me for this - oi! I wasn't trying to be funny, you bellend.

I'm feeling like a royal suspect, but it wasn't me.

[AtW]

Cherie Blair ?

[EternalOptimist]

Is there no end to places blokes will shove their dicks?

It's a fair point

but I have always thought that women were just blokes with t1ts, so I am guessing that they have their fair share of strange stories.


In fact - I seem to recall an IT bird known as the 'door humper' who was videoed and it made the rounds. not quite the same as sh@gging a cow turd I agree, but then again, you'd never catch ME knobbing a door