Slurry Pervert

[portseven]

Worked for a retailer a few years ago, and having a chat with the Loss Prevention boys one day, they get to see footage from the stores, particularly the stuff that warrants further investigation.

There was one chap that they caught on camera that would go into the stock room, nick a load of cheap chocolate they were selling at the time, and gorge himself on the chocolate, and immediately following would 'pleasure himself'

Now't as queer as folk...

[Mich the Tester]

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time (From Mid Devon Star)

It takes all sorts....

Very considerate of the police to handcuff his wrists in front of his body.

[MaryPoppins]

Very considerate of the police to handcuff his wrists in front of his body.

Just looked at link for the first time.

That's an interesting haircut. I like the centre parting in particular.

[Mich the Tester]

I suggest someone with an Urban Dictionary account provides an appropriate definition for the practise of 'David Truscotting'.

[Old Greg]

I suggest someone with an Urban Dictionary account provides an appropriate definition for the practise of 'David Truscotting'.

Have submitted to editors via the cuk urbandictionary project account. Will update when it appears in the dictionary.

[TimberWolf]

Can't help but feel that these stories share a common denominator, to the tune of that the perpetrators are male.

Although there is this one:

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

Now that's commitment.

[MaryPoppins]

Can't help but feel that these stories share a common denominator, to the tune of that the perpetrators are male.

Although there is this one:



Now that's commitment.

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

[Churchill]

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

I like the way it took them half an hour to ask her to leave.

[EternalOptimist]

Can't help but feel that these stories share a common denominator, to the tune of that the perpetrators are male.

Although there is this one:



Now that's commitment.

see , thats the difference between men and women.

with women, it costs a fraternity a couple of couches, with blokes, it costs a farmer a couple of cow turds


blokes are so much more 'masturbation-friendly'

[xoggoth]

Why throw away the couch? Improved it in my view.