Originally posted by Wodewick
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That might have been me. I'm not very good at typing.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostAwwwwww thanks MP thats nice of you.
At least I think it's nice of you, as could be reasonably expected 5 reps in the past 10 mins.
4 x -ve and 1 x +ve - ALL signed MP
Some of these bellends are so predictable

What's the comments on the negs? (The pos really was me, I put something like 'Have some + for the giggle I got'?)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yep your one and.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
What's the comments on the negs? (The pos really was me, I put something like 'Have some + for the giggle I got'?)
numbnuts. MP. Happy now?
winkstain winkstain winkstain - MP
HTH MP
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FOAD - MP
All the height of wit and originality obviously
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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You gotta laugh Wodders. I would never use that horrible FOAD expression by the way.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I think you have mentioned your aversion that particular acronym before - which is possibly why "they" used it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou gotta laugh Wodders. I would never use that horrible FOAD expression by the way.
It keeps the little loves busy anyway.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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...and MP pulls back into the leadOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostTW is back on top, but for how long...
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About 4seconds cos it is/was MP again when I checked......Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTW is back on top, but for how long...Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Place your bets here ladies and gentlemen, roll up, roll upPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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How does MP keep doing that? She is unassailable.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post...and MP pulls back into the lead
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