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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostOI!! I thought you said you always signed rep!!!
A pox upon you cursed Queen. I shall sail to Mumsnet and raise an army and then come back and crush your wretched Femidom!
(that's a cloak btw)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSound advice.
Oi - TW! I want my coronet first.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I see you've fallen for the MF classic neg ploy.
Unless you mean one of his sockiesJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNah MF regularly negs me and signs it.
Unless you mean one of his sockies
I don't believe I've bothered negging you yet, but when I do, I shall specify why and initial it such - just so you are clear.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNah MF regularly negs me and signs it.
Unless you mean one of his sockies
Oh bugger.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostOkay, but what is this I see. DimPrawn galloping up on your rear! And while royal reppers (and sockpuppets) remain spent, there may be little to check this pretender.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's part of his ploy, dimwit.
I don't believe I've bothered negging you yet, but when I do, I shall specify why and initial it such - just so you are clear.
When you say yet I assume you mean "yet today"Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostI can't help being a dimwit - please don't mock me.
When you say yet I assume you mean "yet today"
I just gave you a juicy portion of + however, so wipe yourself down and stop dithering.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYet, at all. I don't recall having ever negged you.
I just gave you a juicy portion of + however, so wipe yourself down and stop dithering.
At least I think it's nice of you, as could be reasonably expected 5 reps in the past 10 mins.
4 x -ve and 1 x +ve - ALL signed MP
Some of these bellends are so predictableJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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